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Dad Shit
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When a shit exceeds
20 minutes
to complete. Comparable to how an average American
Dad
shits
.
Damn
dude
, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for
like
an hour and 15, you always take these
dad
shits, bro!
Dad Shit
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June 17, 2019
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