The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and
meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young
people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a
meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.
Type
1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type
Infinity diabeetus is when
one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into
sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you
like.