secret santa'd 

When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.

Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"

I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.

secret santa'd by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019

Secret Santa'd 

The act of becoming black out drunk and ordering random things on the internet, such as things on your Amazon wishlist, then receiving them later and recollecting who and how they were ordered.

Today I received a pair of shoes and some shirts in the mail, thinking I had a secret santa... in reality I secret santa'd myself by drunkenly ordering my amazon wishlist.

Secret Santa'd by Bflee000004 December 23, 2015

Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.

You've been Santa Clause'd!

Santa Clause'd by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025

Santana’d 

When a whiny social justice warrior tells you to check your white privilege

“Man that guy really virtue signalled”
“I think I just got Santana’d”

Santana’d by Meat_tub February 13, 2025

michael dsanta 

An angry alcoholic that robs shit

Michael dsanta is kinda crazy

michael dsanta by Eeeeeeeedeeeeeeeees June 7, 2021