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dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking
As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED
Someone who is oblivious to what is going on at all times. He is very dumfounded of the environment around him.
A kid who throws a firework with the lighter into a lake. Not relizing until about five minutes later.

"Dude wheres the lighter?"

"I dont know man I think i lost it in the lake."

"Dude your such a Dutters!"
Dutters by Dean Leventis March 13, 2008

Dusted Diamond 

Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.
My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.

done and dusted 

if an activity, event or deal is done and dusted it has been completed successfully and none of it is left to be done.
With our new software package you can have the whole year's accounts done and dusted in just a few hours.
done and dusted by Laima August 10, 2006

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.
I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!
dusted monkey by ZachMUT January 17, 2017