DUTCH CRUTCH 

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

DUTCH CRUTCH by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

double dutch clutch 

when two males jerk off on eachothers

i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch

double dutch clutch by dj michalek December 13, 2009

Dutch Clutching 

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

Dutch Clutching by McLame July 30, 2020

clutch clutch double dutch 

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

clutch clutch double dutch by gardan huang June 12, 2017

dutchclutch 

To grip the rim of the toilet seat with intense force while releiving yourself of some major bad food.

After i ate those tacos i ran to the bathroom and did the dutchclutch.

dutchclutch by rpezz September 13, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019