DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

double dutch clutch

when two males jerk off on eachothers

i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch

by dj michalek December 13, 2009

Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

by gardan huang June 12, 2017

dutchclutch

To grip the rim of the toilet seat with intense force while releiving yourself of some major bad food.

After i ate those tacos i ran to the bathroom and did the dutchclutch.

by rpezz September 13, 2006