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DTGFU by t-bizz0802 July 30, 2009
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Dogfuckitis
noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
Dogfuckitis by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011
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dogfuck
v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
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