drunkshausted

One who is so drunk and tired at the same time to the point where you cannot perform any mental or physical task without error or sounding ridiculous.

Amanda underestimated how long she would sleep after a night of drinking and became very noticeably drunkshausted.

drunk tired exhausted

drunkshausted by BDOGG42 December 2, 2013

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DRUNKSAUSTED

WHEN YOU FEEL TWICE AS FUCKED UP BECAUSE YOU ARE DOING HARD WORK WHILE POUNDING BOOZE

I'VE BEEN MOWING AND CRUSHING BEERS ALL DAY BABE....I'M TOO DRUNKSAUSTED FOR SEX

DRUNKSAUSTED by DADDYGROUNDBEEF June 14, 2013

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drunkshausted • DRUNKSAUSTED • Drunxhausted

Drunxhausted

To be completely worn out from a hard day's work, with a minimal amount of alcohol in your system. Not even a fetus could get drunk off of what you drank. You become very drunk very fast because you are very exhausted.

"Dude, I have to take Alix home--she's totally drunxhausted and slopping around after only one little shot"

Drunxhausted by Muffin flippin' October 30, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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