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People single or in groups that think that they are hot. In. Sexy. But are not.

Look at that dogjammer in her wanna be desperate designer knock off jeans.

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Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).

Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

Alabama Logjammer by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

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Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

Logjammer by The Dude March 4, 2003

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logjammer

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.

"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"

logjammer by Ar_rL March 30, 2009

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dogrimmer

A human being who places its lips upon the orifice of a dog's asshole and runs its tongue up the dog hole.

Check out the underground film titled "Variations on a Theme" -- there is a segment called "Rondo Cane" -- in that portion of the film (the last of that cinematic epic) the dog (a great dane) is on the floor, I go under it's tail and stick my tongue up the dogs' asshole as far as it will go.

dogrimmer by dogrimmer November 27, 2003

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Dogjumpers

A gang which Sabian is a member of.

Fuck you.

Dogjumpers by Steaver370 June 6, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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