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DOGJAMMER 

People single or in groups that think that they are hot. In. Sexy. But are not.
Look at that dogjammer in her wanna be desperate designer knock off jeans.
DOGJAMMER by Slug. Nutty March 4, 2021
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Alabama Logjammer

when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your penis in her mouth (Caution: It must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
Oh Shit, Carlos! I accidentally Alabama Logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

Logjammer 

One who comes to fix the cable.
Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again
Logjammer by The Dude March 4, 2003

logjammer 

The act of going asscrack to asscrack with your partner in an effort for one to insert a solid turd into the other's ass.
"Arrl!" I groaned as I delivered a logjammer to my sleeping partner, "Those bran muffins really did the trick!"
logjammer by Ar_rL March 30, 2009

dogrimmer 

A human being who places its lips upon the orifice of a dog's asshole and runs its tongue up the dog hole.
Check out the underground film titled "Variations on a Theme" -- there is a segment called "Rondo Cane" -- in that portion of the film (the last of that cinematic epic) the dog (a great dane) is on the floor, I go under it's tail and stick my tongue up the dogs' asshole as far as it will go.
dogrimmer by dogrimmer November 27, 2003

Dogjumpers 

A gang which Sabian is a member of.
Dogjumpers by Steaver370 June 6, 2004
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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