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to beat the living shit out of someone
person: wassup then/make me
bad bitch: ni**a i will dog you

dog you off 

chase you, fuck you up, run you off, bitch your ass
yo white sugar, get off my spot or my man will dog you off.
dog you off by WarlockKrill February 20, 2014

you sly dog you 

A completely ironic phrase commonly used to define someone who does something mildly cool or impressive. This phrase should never be used seriously, as it ruins the joke, and makes you look retarded.
Lil cheggos, you sly dog you!
you sly dog you by DudeishBroski November 14, 2018

ill dog you 

A scenario which is used in a fighting tone, and gaming which is like saying ill beat you or someone else will depending who is said before "dog"
ill dog you by WordsaRWords March 8, 2018
a phrase said to someone who is secretly deceptive
You hooked up with Emma behind her guy's back?! You dog!
you dog by cbz23z November 17, 2011

Dog Walk You 

Active term for “Dog Walk”

Dog Walk: Kick someone’s ass, give them an ass whoopin

2. When you’re beating someone’s ass so bad it is as if you are dragging them around like a dog
I know you keyed my car Sarah and the next time I see you Imma straight up dog walk you!

Don’t talk shit to the bouncer dude, he’s 6”6 280 he will dog walk you
Dog Walk You by AllThat1994 January 21, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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