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I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.
doffus by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016
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A very weird and stupid person
Freddy is a doofus because he can't spell the fricking word hat correctly.
Doofus by Bonehead5000 February 5, 2020

diffuser 

A modified down tube for a water pipe that instead of just having one large hole opening into the water, instead the glass comes to a closed tip, along which are several smaller holes. This supposedly cools the smoke before being inhaled by diffusing (spreading) the smoke over a larger area.
Fuck, smashed my down tube cleaning it. Replaced it with a diffuser instead so my smoke should be cooler.
diffuser by jettt December 1, 2006

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.
I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.
Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

Diffusentration 

An alert but passive state of attention.
My assumption is that she's in a state of diffusentration.

diffusilated 

to have different emotions at the same time
"im so diffusilated"
"why?"
"im happy my cuzin is comin ova but im sad cuz i have to miss my date wit ryan"
diffusilated by Chrys823 May 2, 2009
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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