DO THE DISHES

‘Do The Dishes’ is a common phrase heard around the planet by many housemates. Humans as a species have a bizarre fixation with not doing the dishes dating back to roman times when battles were fought by 'gladiators' over who would have to do the dishes.

Scientists have theorized that the act of not doing the dishes is a subconscious action done by the human brain as some form of low level biological experiment in order to understand their environment.

The advent of fast food in the 20th centaury is not the end of the act of ‘doing the dishes’, but simply another step in the evolutionary ladder of ‘doing the dishes’ – Any waste left from fast food is placed into bins, which eventually make their way to rubbish dumps, where the act of not doing the dishes is done on a much grander scale.

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DO THE DISHES by Lord President Dalen April 19, 2004

do the dishes

A term used for code around your friends when you have to use the bathroom for number 2.

OMG, I SOOO have to "DO the DISHES"!!

do the dishes by Sara Spy August 17, 2006

DO THE DISHES

to mix up a set of dominoes prior to choosing dominoes for the next round of play, this act is done collectively by all players in the first round and in later rounds the player who went out first or "dominoed" is excused from "doing the dishes"

do the dishes,
yo' mix 'em up Jake my wrists sho' ache

DO THE DISHES by Patastrophe September 15, 2005

Do the Dishes

When a girl (I.e Morgan) wants to masturbate but doesn’t want to explicitly say it and leaves the party after saying she will only be gone for a minute to “do the dishes” but ends up not coming back for the rest of the night

Morgan: I’m going to go “do the dishes” I’ll be back later

Do the Dishes by Dabicus69 February 27, 2021

Do the Dishes

something moms make you do because theyre lazy ass shits

Hey honey go do the dishes cuz im too lazy to get off my ass

Do the Dishes by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Baby I’ll do the dishes 

“Baby I’ll do the dishes” is a chant that fans do at a ROLE MODEL concert when after the lyric, “see loving me is like doing a choir” is said, fans in the audience would yell “Baby I’ll do the dishes!” (Started by @graysontour on TikTok)

See loving me is like doing a choir, Baby I’ll do the dishes!

Baby I’ll do the dishes by Rolemodelfanrx April 20, 2025

Baby I'll do the dishes 

"Baby I'll do the dishes" is a chant during Role Model's 'The Longest Goodbye' that started after a fan posted a reaction video to 'The Longest Goodbye' on TikTok. The chant quickly spread during Role Model's 'No Place Like Tour' U.S leg and has become quite popular on TikTok. This trend caught on quickly, to the point where Role Model even started to join in by pointing the microphone to the crowd.

Role Model: "Loving me's like doing a chore..."
Crowd: "Baby I'll do the dishes."

Baby I'll do the dishes by tuckies April 28, 2025