Smidge

Bird shit

Ohh dang you got yo-self a smidge on yo ugly ass shirt

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

the army call for all cocks to gather and salute

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo the leader cock called out as all the cocks gathered together

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Perfart

When a pervert takes a huge dump on a chick in a bikini

He perfarted on her to engage in a conversation

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Yahcok

A term for telling someone that their cock is sticking out

Yo yahcok is way outta yo panties

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 16, 2020

Siri

A computerized human who can only respond "i didnt get that modafuka" to your questions.

Hey Siri, wut up home boy? "I didnt get that modafuka."

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 13, 2020

Do the Dishes

something moms make you do because theyre lazy ass shits

Hey honey go do the dishes cuz im too lazy to get off my ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Additional Helping Guy

the guy who goes to an all you can eat buffet in minneapolis and eats all the fried chicken at the place
he even looks for scraps under skirts

LOOKIE HERE ITS THE ADDITIONAL HELPING GUY STICKING HIS FAT ASS HEAD INTO THE DEEP FRYER

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020