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The act of biting your fingers until they are bleeding all over the place, causing you need to be hospitalized for a week.
If you didn't do the DJoee, then you wouldn't need that surgery!
DJoee by PearlHarborEnthusiant November 17, 2020
Words you can keep
- I have a cat named Hogger and a dog named Idjané and a hamster named Jox...

- DJOLE!
djole by johnson0014 October 31, 2011
Related Words
DJoee djeetyet djole Djoeke djone djoser djeedens djeena DjEEP djeevan
djouer is a code word used to ask your friend if you would have sex with a woman.

It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"

It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"
Two men are in the mall, walking. An average-looking woman walks past.

Friend 1 looks to Friend 2, and asks:
"Djouer?"

"You know it homie!" Friend 2 responds.
djouer by Erikmg March 20, 2008
The word "Djeet" is is the singular combination of the interogative phrase "Did you eat?" It is a Mid-Atlantic, American-English colloquialism, cheifly used by Philadelphians and in surrounding areas.
"Yo, djeet yet? If not let's go get some cheesteaks."
Djeet by SidLouganis February 20, 2009

djeetyet 

Decades-old slang for the phrase "Did you eat yet?" Native to urban East Coast cities, such as New York, Philadelphia, and their blue-collar suburbs. It's a pun which not only references the regional accent but is also a mild ethnic joke referring to people of the Jewish persuasion.
Mark says, "Djeetyet?" and Frank replies, "No, ju?"
djeetyet by Sarah DiGioia December 28, 2005
person 1: "yo gimme your lighter, i needa light this bowl."
person 2: (pulls out a bic) "aight here"
person 3: "sike." (pulls out a DjEEP)
person 1: "gg."
DjEEP by terhjlgdfhjtrjtrjsf May 2, 2009
TheDutchJesus. Recognizable by his flaming red clogs, leopard print bikini briefs, tube socks, ski goggles and blue football helmet. May be heard issuing a hearty "Hoi hoi hoi!" As the Dutch are so limited for space, he fills several roles, acting as a tooth fairy, Santa Claus and patron saint of hydroponic grow-ops.
"Oma! Oma! Djeez took my teeth last night! I got a bunch of Maasdammer cheese under my pillow!"
Djeez by afrowolf January 27, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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