DJoee

The act of biting your fingers until they are bleeding all over the place, causing you need to be hospitalized for a week.

If you didn't do the DJoee, then you wouldn't need that surgery!

by PearlHarborEnthusiant November 17, 2020

djole

Shut up!

- I have a cat named Hogger and a dog named Idjané and a hamster named Jox...

- DJOLE!

by johnson0014 October 31, 2011

djouer

djouer is a code word used to ask your friend if you would have sex with a woman.

It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"

It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"

Two men are in the mall, walking. An average-looking woman walks past.

Friend 1 looks to Friend 2, and asks:
"Djouer?"

"You know it homie!" Friend 2 responds.

by Erikmg March 20, 2008

Djeet

The word "Djeet" is is the singular combination of the interogative phrase "Did you eat?" It is a Mid-Atlantic, American-English colloquialism, cheifly used by Philadelphians and in surrounding areas.

"Yo, djeet yet? If not let's go get some cheesteaks."

by SidLouganis February 20, 2009

djeetyet

Decades-old slang for the phrase "Did you eat yet?" Native to urban East Coast cities, such as New York, Philadelphia, and their blue-collar suburbs. It's a pun which not only references the regional accent but is also a mild ethnic joke referring to people of the Jewish persuasion.

Mark says, "Djeetyet?" and Frank replies, "No, ju?"

by Sarah DiGioia December 28, 2005

DjEEP

the best lighter. ever.

person 1: "yo gimme your lighter, i needa light this bowl."
person 2: (pulls out a bic) "aight here"
person 3: "sike." (pulls out a DjEEP)
person 1: "gg."

by terhjlgdfhjtrjtrjsf May 2, 2009

Djeez

TheDutchJesus. Recognizable by his flaming red clogs, leopard print bikini briefs, tube socks, ski goggles and blue football helmet. May be heard issuing a hearty "Hoi hoi hoi!" As the Dutch are so limited for space, he fills several roles, acting as a tooth fairy, Santa Claus and patron saint of hydroponic grow-ops.

"Oma! Oma! Djeez took my teeth last night! I got a bunch of Maasdammer cheese under my pillow!"

by afrowolf January 27, 2009