afrowolf's definitions

Facebook

An online trailer park where people share their most banal thoughts as if they were deeply insightful gems, tend imaginary farms and gardens, embarrassing relatives share humiliating sexual and/or drunken stories with everyone you know and your buddy shares Deep Thoughts about life after his/her last shallow relationship failed.

Facebook is to social interaction what Cro-magnons are to Homo Sapiens. Imagine being trapped in a chat room with all of your family, friends and co-workers. Forever.

by afrowolf April 27, 2010

Djeez

TheDutchJesus. Recognizable by his flaming red clogs, leopard print bikini briefs, tube socks, ski goggles and blue football helmet. May be heard issuing a hearty "Hoi hoi hoi!" As the Dutch are so limited for space, he fills several roles, acting as a tooth fairy, Santa Claus and patron saint of hydroponic grow-ops.

"Oma! Oma! Djeez took my teeth last night! I got a bunch of Maasdammer cheese under my pillow!"

by afrowolf January 27, 2009

robot fuel

Coffee

Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.

by afrowolf November 3, 2010