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When you ditch someone in swedish.
"Varför dissade du mig?" = Why did you ditch me.
dissa is my name
dissa
Dissa by dixitraveler_ April 2, 2023

sneak-dissa 

A twat talking shit everybody all the time and won't say it to their faces
That asshole is a sneak-dissa. Won't say nothing to nobody but quick to talk shit.
sneak-dissa by Bitch_Duck June 5, 2016

disadulation 

A warning received as a result of failing to submit a disciplinary review to one’s immediate superior, particularly one regarding said superior itself, in which case it is referred to as a “full disadulation”.

This generally occurs if one person receives the equivalent of 120 demerits within the company, and no review has been submitted to the superior in question by the end of working hours.
Jim: “I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disadulation.”

Dwight: “What’s a dis... what’s that?”

Jim: “Oh, you don’t wanna know.”
disadulation by CocoTheMii October 10, 2019

disafuckingpointment 

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.
Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

disabesity 

A condition where a person is so morbidly obese as to be disabled.
Dat mofo is so fat he get a disabesity check every munf!
disabesity by tronald-dump August 21, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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