Dild 

A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.

Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming cock fag...

Dild by Dangis Kahn January 13, 2004

dild 

1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.

2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.

3. Can be used as a random comment.

"Oh man, that sucks the dild."

"Go suck a dild."

"Dild."

dild by catastridphe July 17, 2006

dild 

Dad I would like to do.

He's such a DILD.

dild by theRealDILD June 1, 2018

dild 

short for dildo

Want to play with my dild?

dild by PilsAreSad August 15, 2021

Dild 

The lazy way to say "Dildo".

Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild

Dild by James January 2, 2004

Dild 

The quick way to say "Dildo". This is mainly because it's quicker and easier to say while still retaining the full effect of the word dildo.

This can be used for insulting or general use.

"Dild isn't even a real word!"

"Yes it is Greg, don't be such a stupid dild."

Dild by GhostNinja2073 February 24, 2009

Dild 

1. To masturbate (literally and figuratively)
2. To waste time doing a pointless activity

1. When Milo's parents left the house he decided to venture to the bathroom and dild for 10 minutes.

2. Why dild a perfect day away watching television?

Dild by trillkrout August 4, 2009