dild

1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.

2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.

3. Can be used as a random comment.

"Oh man, that sucks the dild."

"Go suck a dild."

"Dild."

by catastridphe July 17, 2006

dild

Dad I would like to do.

He's such a DILD.

by theRealDILD May 03, 2018

dild

short for dildo

Want to play with my dild?

by PilsAreSad August 16, 2021

dilding

Using a dildo

'I've got a video of the fugly one off Love Island dilding'

by general cock block August 09, 2019

Dilded

To be penetrated by a dildo.

Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.

by jmerriex March 02, 2013

Dild

A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.

Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming cock fag...

by Dangis Kahn January 14, 2004

Dild

The lazy way to say "Dildo".

Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild

by James January 03, 2004