Dick Worm 

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

Dick Worm by Vag640 April 25, 2009

Dick worm 

Finding a worm on the end of your dick after ass fucking him in your jail cell

"I was fucking this guy in jail", pulled out , and there was a "worm" on the end of my "dick". You gave me DICK WORM

Dick worm by Eastcoastynz August 7, 2021

DICK WORM 

can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.

throw them dick worms up!
you are such a dick worm....
dick worms unite

DICK WORM by MAC September 15, 2004

Worm Dick 

Just another everyday word for Penis. Clearly, making the point that the penis looks like a worm. An earthworm. To be specific, a naked earth worm Jim without the clothes.

Yeah man. Me and this chick were really hitting it off until she took me back and pulled out a worm dick.

I was so embarrassed I put my worm dick away and got out of there.

Well, did you bury your worm dick in her garden or what?!?

Worm Dick by NastyNallyy June 22, 2011

dickworms 

Can be used for a nickname for basically any STD

The bitch gave me a bad case of dickworms!

dickworms by crazyfock November 7, 2003

Dickworm 

The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.

I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.

Dickworm by fiercealien August 2, 2019

dickworm 

Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.

Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)

There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:

A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely

B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.

"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"

"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"

"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"

dickworm by Jim Blackness December 28, 2005