The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
by Vag640 April 25, 2009
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by MAC September 15, 2004
Get the DICK WORM mug.Just another everyday word for Penis. Clearly, making the point that the penis looks like a worm. An earthworm. To be specific, a naked earth worm Jim without the clothes.
Yeah man. Me and this chick were really hitting it off until she took me back and pulled out a worm dick.
I was so embarrassed I put my worm dick away and got out of there.
Well, did you bury your worm dick in her garden or what?!?
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Get the dickworms mug.The little residual bit of semen that comes out of your urethra into the toilet when you take a piss after cumming.
I totally banged that chick and then I watched the dickworm dance around in the toilet after I fucked her.
by fiercealien August 2, 2019
Get the Dickworm mug.Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.
Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)
There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:
A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely
B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)
There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:
A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely
B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"
"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"
"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"
"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
by Jim Blackness December 28, 2005
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