DICK WATCHER

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A PERSON WHO DISABLES A MALE FROM MASTERBATING BY CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT.

MAN I COULDN'T EVEN RUB ONE OUT BECAUSE OF MY UNCLE .... HE'S A FUCKIN DICK WATCHER MAN!

DICK WATCHER by BIG45 October 19, 2008

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Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

Dick Watcher by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

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Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

Dick Watcher by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

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Dick Watcher

When a guy is overly concerned about who you are or not fucking and makes fun of you for it.

Guy 1: That’s why you get no pussy.

Guy 2: Why you dick watching? Such a Dick Watcher.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Why you dating that fat bitch?

Guy 2: Why you dick watching?

Dick Watcher by BlackDudeFromAcrossTheStreet March 19, 2021

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Dick Watcher

When another man is obsessed with who are sleeping with. They often ask for pics or videos of your dick. The go by the name RICH Chevy

That guy is dick watcher. He just asked for a picture

Dick Watcher by Dexter187 January 19, 2019

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dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

dickwatcher by GI Bro June 8, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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