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Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)
oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!
Dick print by mynameiselly August 8, 2009
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DICK PRINT

The defined area on a country boy's tight-fitting jeans (usually Wranglers or Levis) that leaves nothing to the imagination, as it lets you see just how big his appendage is!!!!!!!
"Wow, nice package....look at THAT dick print!"

"He's got Dick Print.....he should really think about wearing a bigger size."
DICK PRINT by Syracuse Suzie January 28, 2006

DICK PRINT

The need for a manager to define a certain part of your project to show to the customer that he/she is not completely incompetent. Usually results in frustration and late deadlines.
My project was going fine till Bob decided he needed to put his dick print on it.
DICK PRINT by Frustrated Russ April 14, 2008

Dick Print

The emotional and physical scar a woman recieves (in her vagina) from a man after the woman has cheated on her mate with another man. This may also occur if a woman gets raped which may result in emotional setbacks throughout her relationships including but not limited to: current boyfriend, family, ex- boyfriend, and potential boyfriend, etc.
I can't even have sex with my girlfriend after that asshole rapist left his dick print in her vagina!

Ew, that's gross! She has a dick print? How many?

My fucking girlfriend gotz a dick print... DX

My Fucking girlfriend GOT a dick print >:O
Dick Print by Denim Nogs April 2, 2010

Dick printing 

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.
Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".
Dick printing by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
dick painting by berka13 September 12, 2011
When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
dick pint by dick pint February 25, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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