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Stands for “Dickhead in a Ute”
Lorraine: Some Diau cut me off on the way to the crematorium today.

Ken: Sounds like a right sonuvabitch.
DIAU by betts12 October 29, 2025
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diaumiscating 

The act of ''Listening'' .

When the words you hear (most often commands/requests of parents/teachers) go straight through you and without even thinking you just answer 'yeah' 'uh huh' 'sure' etc.


PARENT: 'Come on now, how many times am I gonna have to ask you?'

MINDY: ::silence::

PARENT: 'MINDY! Do you understand off that computer in 5 minutes! At the most!'

MINDY: Yeah, sure. Ok.

::10 minutes later::

PARENT: MINDY! Did you hear me or what?!
MINDY: Huh? wha'?
PARENT: *sigh* but you heard me didn't you? I told you to get OFF the computer!?

MINDY: No, I was diaumiscating. Sorry.
diaumiscating by arrianacorr April 4, 2009
Anime kid. (Specifically One Piece)
Person 1: Bro, why is that kid covering his eyes with his and balling his fists up? He’s such a Diaunte.
Person 2: Bro think he in a anime💀💀💀
Diaunte by Raydee_ence February 24, 2023

diaunsole 

Diaunsole she’s a hoe . She doesn’t give a fuck about anything or anyone she gives a lot of attitude and does not love anyone but also has a lot of hoes . She is bi and has interest in only younger guys .
Diaunsole is a care-free person .
diaunsole by Diaunsole January 11, 2020
a beautiful nice loving person who can be nice but when they need to be they can get real mean and very funny only has a few friends and loves spicy food
i love diauni
diauni by julessss123 September 17, 2020
Diauney is a strong, brave hearted -girl that is always making a crowd laugh. As soon as she walks by, she will put a smile on your face!
Person 1: Wow, who is that girl over there?
Person2: She's Diauney
diauney by #The meow meow c@t June 7, 2021
he's a really hot and nice guy. He is probably obsessed with anime and has mommy issues. Usually dates less but loves for life. Is probably obsessed with kids and will end up having 10 kids.
"I met a diaus today, he was so hot"
diaus by nïljs solberg November 23, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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