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Deathgrip

A spasm in which all 650 muscles contract at once causing a 10% of heat stroke within the next 10 minutes
HOLY SHIT MC RIDE IS DOING A DEATHGRIP
by My Mac daddy denzelmode December 12, 2019
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180bpm deathgrip

The act of stroking ones penis with the force of a hulk, while going at the speed of 180bpm completely destroying the male reproductive system.
- Did you hear what happened to Pöhö last night? The chick gave him an 180bpm deathgrip. He was hurried to the hospital and might never recover.
by 180bmp deathgrip October 17, 2016
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Tiger deathgrip

When you duct tape your elbows to a chairs arms and masturbate with both hands
Woah, that tiger deathgrip blew my mind earlier
by rotokayu June 30, 2017
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Ninja Tight Deathgrip

Ninja tight deathgrip's, or NTD's, occur when some gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja puts his hand near a fatal area and squeezes, preventing any possible escape. Possible areas of attack include the neck, general chest area (GCA), or chimpo/cooter/front butt. Typically, ninja's do not attempt this attack on themselves. The only known ways to escape are: 1) Having a nearby ally immediately kill the ninja or 2) simply allowing the ninja to kill you.
Luis: That gangsta azz wigga azz mofo ninja's got Davo in a Ninja Tight Deathgrip!!!1 Should we help?
Bobby Evans: No, we suck; let him die.
by HugeBreasticle March 20, 2005
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death grip

When a male masturbates too often/with too hard of a grip, so that they are almost insensitive to anything other than masturbation. This includes even vaginal sex.
The only reason Christian lasted when having sex with the really tight girl was that he had given himself the death grip.
by bigheadu August 31, 2016
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Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
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Deathcrap

1. The final voiding of the bowels immediately following death.
"Dude I shot my neighbors cat today, and it took a deathcrap right on my doormat."
by EPstrow October 16, 2009
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