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Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin' 

A highly acclaimed high school in Croatia. It's name in English literally translates "Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'."
man, i cant believe bob flunked out of Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.
“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

your dick's in my dad's mouth 

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

Dad's glory and my Aadat

Glory is the most beautiful structure you could ever lay your eyes on, glory is a kind of person she wants to love and protect anything that really means a lot to her. She loves you at your best and also at your worst. Glory is my #@Aadat.

Father God, we thank you for your grace and your mercy, for allowing us to be together under your covenant and God we thank you for the revelations and for the breakthroughs; for your direction and for your healing. We thank you God for the opportunity to just be a vessel for your kingdom. God we trust you, we love you, we honor you, and all glory is yours. Amen.
The art of life, Dad's Glory and my Aadat has a great expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity.

“Thank you Heavenly Father. You heard my petition. You have answered my plea.
May your name be glorified and be praised.”

“In all things, may the victory come to us while the glory goes to God. We can't handle the glory... It only brings pride to us! We can handle the victory... It brings a joyful life!”

I can't glow without my glory(#@AADAT)

Dad's Cream 

1. A refreshing beverage to partake in when talking about the good time, the bad times, and the Lord.

2. Your father's baby batter.
"Gerald cracked open a can of Dad's Cream, leaned back, cast out his line, and reeled it in.
Dad's Cream by honkers101 March 2, 2018

Dad's Army 

One of the funniest comedy series ever created, followed a platoon of Home Guard volunteers in a litte seaside town called Walmingtom-on-Sea
Some Dad's army catchphrases "Don't Panic! Don't Panic!"- Private Jones, "Put that light out!"- Hodges the greengrocer
Dad's Army by Dad's army123 April 20, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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