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B R E A D B A N K
welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L
rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011
a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e
Them:I hate myself
Other: no you are a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e
Amazing
Dreamy
One of a kind
Real
Beautiful
Loving
Excepting
Them: thank you
Other: no you are a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e
Amazing
Dreamy
One of a kind
Real
Beautiful
Loving
Excepting
Them: thank you
a.d.o.r.a.b.l.e by Nyx123 June 14, 2019
B.R.A.D.
A "BRAD" is a person of very loserish social standard. He is the one becomes the talk of the town by their ridiculous and super obnoxious behavior (both in person and/or on social media mediums). A "BRAD" is most commonly know as being a worthless individual who tends to get on ones nerves. A good 72% of "BRAD's" are often lurking around at house parties, camp sites, and other low profile locations. Hanging out with a "BRAD" can and will most probably make you a "BRAD" by association. Basically, a "BRAD" is a person who a person of high social standing would associate themselves with.
B.R.A.D. by yourstruly818 August 20, 2011
B.R.I.N.D.A
B.R.I.N.D.A is strange but addictive drug made from ramen and bubble tea. B.R.I.N.D.A stands for Boba, Ramen, Immense , Nicotine, Devotion, Angst. This drug is 9% cocaine, 11% nicotine, 10% ramen, 10% bubble tea, and 60% teen angst. Mostly used by the talented fanfiction writers of Wattpad studio, B.R.I.N.D.A is a easy way to keep them in peak writing condition. B.R.I.N.D.A can now be used as life support to bring back writers and the fanfiction sequels we love. Common side effects include: Lose of brain cells, to will to life, threats, stans, and long rambling angst stories with no point, joy, or end.
Writer: My story sucks, I'll just add some B.R.I.N.D.A to it.
Anime stans: Wow, this story is great, I'll go state my claims and theories in the comments.
Views: ↑↑↑
Writer: THANKS B.R.I.N.D.A
Anime stans: Wow, this story is great, I'll go state my claims and theories in the comments.
Views: ↑↑↑
Writer: THANKS B.R.I.N.D.A
B.R.I.N.D.A by YeetyBird69 May 27, 2022
J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i
J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i by No-_Name July 24, 2024
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