The coolest cat this side of the Rockies. He is always fun to be with and hang around at his crib. His Cav eats. Drinks like a dehydrated camel. Comes from the coolest lineage a nigga ever did see. Oh yeah, and he has an enormous dick.
When you drive up to a girls bedroom window in your car after a long night of drinking, you knock on the window she opens it, and you say "one beef 3-way, please", then she sticks her roastbeef curtains out her window, and you devour it in under 1 minute, then you peel out without payin, and drunk drive home HAPPY!
Johnny: "My shirts covered in sauce, I cant even remember goin to bill n bobs last night."
Dicky: "Bra' you didnt go there, you just Bill And Bob'd Laura"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!