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Quit being such a dötch..
Dötch by HughJazzhole January 17, 2023
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Someone who has an extremely large penis.
Wow, bro, know I know why they call you dotch.
dotch by Harry Speakup September 7, 2008
my mum
dotch is the best
dotch by kdjegwfwf March 13, 2018
1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode
dang man he has a dotch, nasty
dotch by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005
A penis that is extremely thin (like a straw)
You dont have a chode, you have a dotch
dotch by neg boy March 12, 2005
dotch is when something is cool or hot.
“omg did you see her dress ?”
“yeah it’s so dotch.”
dotch by queen728591 February 9, 2022
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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