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Dänikism 

Dänikism is an up and coming belief system. Dänikism draws from the works of Erich von Däniken and his Ancient Astronaut theory. However, the belief also expounds upon von Däniken's works and presents them in a manner that is appealing to any audience, whether of a current faith or not. Dänikism unites all religions under the common notion that no one religion is entirely correct, but that EVERY religion has truth to it. Through the combined measures of humanity, Dänikism can be the belief to finally end worldly feuds and bolster humanity under a shared ambition of discovering our true origins, together...
Hits boof:
"Hey fam, I heard that Dänikism is pretty chill... That guy is doing some big boi stuff with it."
"Really? Damn... That's crazy."
"Yup, guy's talking about going to the Moon and stuff, too"
"...that's tuff..."
...feels content with place in Universe for once....
Dänikism by Captain 747 December 29, 2021
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Dankismaximous 

'Dank-us-maxi-muss'
When something is super awesome! or going your way
Guy 1: MAN MY DAY WAS DANKISMAXIMOUS!!!

Guy b: thats chill
Dankismaximous by flick_dick October 13, 2011
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A religion of meme that bow down to Shrek and memes
guy: hey you want to join the religion of dankism the region of memes

guy 2: yea
"Dankism" is someone who believes in smoking nothing but the DanKest weed non-stop.
"My Cousin and I are DanKist, and our ritual is Dankism"
Dankism by DanKist November 8, 2009

daniiism 

Daniiism: A post-structural, memetic life stance rooted in disobedient pattern recognition, unpredictable affect regulation, and the aesthetic valorization of self-aware instability
He is a daniiist, he believes in daniiism
daniiism by pegh June 28, 2025
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