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D'itch

Insult. Pronounced "Ditch" as in roadside trench

Used in substitution when calling a male a little bitch.
Person A: You D'itch!
Person B: Fuck you man!
by 420Wolfe May 18, 2021
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Hard Itch'd

Hard Itch'd 'noun'
"Hannah you're a bitch" Omg did she hard Itch'd me?
by Bayarea Dictionary February 2, 2024
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Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"
by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019
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ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches
Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision
by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017
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Ditch Chicken

A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.
Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”

Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022
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Sick Ditch

Similar to hospital, but built by and for rednecks. Usually 1-3 feet deep for the little'uns, and within a mile of the nearest trailer park.
We tossed Billie B0b into one of them sick ditches the other day, and gave him one O' my lucky squirrel teeths.
by Mysterious Dr.X December 8, 2014
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Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"
by tuck_frump February 22, 2020
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