A visible string undergarment worn by someone who's undergarments should never be seen by mortal eyes, resulting in mind-numbing horror and possible sanity loss. Referencing H.P. Lovecraft's cthulhu mythos, where alien Elder Gods lurk around the corners of reality, waiting to feed on human horror and despair. In this instance, that Elder God is a 4-foot wide keester with a silk floss strand splitting the cottage cheese uprights.
Dude, Rosanne's cthong was all hanging out at the bar last night. I think I need to go see a therapist or poke my eyes out with a sharpened pencil.
by Grumpy Monkey December 9, 2008
Get the cthong mug.A mash-up of "cyber" and "siphon", describing the movement of attention from meatspace to cyberspace. As a noun, it could be any site (social or not) that draws attention away from meatspace. You don't necessarily need to be in front of a screen to be affected by a cyphon. Your continued use of a social site could change the fundamental way you act and interact within meatspace, e.g. having lunch with your friend and trying not to let the gorgeous plate of fries cypyhon your attention to what filter you'd want to use when you post a picture of it to Instagram.
Specifically, the word cyphon is about how meatspace is augmented, detracted from or otherwise enhanced and diminished by the various online worlds that reflect and inform our daily lives.
Specifically, the word cyphon is about how meatspace is augmented, detracted from or otherwise enhanced and diminished by the various online worlds that reflect and inform our daily lives.
This party was great until Jack cyphoned everyone to Facebook with his posting of Jill hurling in the back yard.
by tracyshaun September 2, 2013
Get the cyphon mug.a beautiful women and a great mother to all her young
a different nickname for her would be Cindy
A beautiful sister at that
a different nickname for her would be Cindy
A beautiful sister at that
by Leroy walker Jr. August 3, 2012
Get the Cythnia mug.Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.
Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.
by Lord Grimcock January 16, 2008
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1.pertaining to the underworld 2.dwelling underground 3.rising up (out of the ground)(B.M.)
1.pertaining to the underworld 2.dwelling underground 3.rising up (out of the ground)(B.M.)
Orpheus, a musician who went to Hades (the subterranean land of the dead in Greek myth) to ask for his lover's return to the world of the living, played music for his chthonic audience so beautifully that they relented to his request and let him try to take her back up to the surface.
by j. rabbit richards March 22, 2005
Get the chthonic (also chthonian) mug.A black metal/folk metal band from Taiwan, they have been around since 1995, and have made 5 studio albums, and are scheduling their newest album for june of 2011. Their lyrics focus mainly on the subjects of Chinese mythology, Taoism, and political stuff.
Their band name is pronounced Thonic, not Kthonic, Chuhthonic, or anything else.
Their band name is pronounced Thonic, not Kthonic, Chuhthonic, or anything else.
Metalhead1: "hey, have you heard of that black metal band from china? I forgot their name, but they're pretty good"
Metalhead2:"yea, dude you must be talking about Chthonic! you have good taste :P"
Metalhead2:"yea, dude you must be talking about Chthonic! you have good taste :P"
by CYRZ June 4, 2011
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