cthong

A visible string undergarment worn by someone who's undergarments should never be seen by mortal eyes, resulting in mind-numbing horror and possible sanity loss. Referencing H.P. Lovecraft's cthulhu mythos, where alien Elder Gods lurk around the corners of reality, waiting to feed on human horror and despair. In this instance, that Elder God is a 4-foot wide keester with a silk floss strand splitting the cottage cheese uprights.

Dude, Rosanne's cthong was all hanging out at the bar last night. I think I need to go see a therapist or poke my eyes out with a sharpened pencil.

by Grumpy Monkey December 9, 2008

Chong Jojun Balsa

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!

Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.

by BTS Is MY LIFEso Don't Judge June 28, 2018

chongo juice

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit

oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

by scrotum mcscot scrote July 5, 2012

Lee Chong Wei

He is the best badminton player in Malaysia.

Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!

by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023

chongyun

chongyun is the best boy in genshin, he’s super cool and the best character in existence, he’s a little gay but it’s alright

chongyun should be a 5 star

by marsiscool June 18, 2021

chongyun

Ice cream boy

Friend a: I got chongyun today in a single poll
Friend B: oh you mean ice cream boy?

by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 29, 2020

Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012