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A portmanteau of the words "cyber" and "sarcasm" which defines those moments in which sarcasm is lost in virtual communication (instant messaging, Facebook messages, text messages, etc) due to the inability of giving the subtle tonal indication with one's voice about whether or not a statement is serious.

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Someone who is "cycastic" takes advantage of this weakness by stating things that could be construed either as truthful or sarcastic, usually as a way of being tentative in their conversations if they are shy, but also occasionally to purposely mess with a person's mind.

When cycasm has created an intellectual chasm, in which one of the persons involved in virtual conversation is on the opposite side of the sarcastic genius, the word "cychasm" can be used as a variation to simple cycasm.
Johnny: "I totally bombed that presentation today."
Mark: "Really? I thought it was sick!"
Johnny: "Is that cycasm?"
Mark: "No catching you in the cychasm."
Johnny: "You're too cycastic for your own good."
Cycasm by Vega421 December 7, 2010
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Cacasmeer 

Person 1: What is that on the walls?
Vera: I'm sorry I'm just lonely so I grabbed my poo out of the toilet and smeared it on the wall.
Person 1: Its alright Vera. Im kinda attracted to this.
Vera: Really? Thanks!
Person 1: Yeah.. Kiss me Vera
Vera and Person 1: Makes out and uses cacasmeer.
Cacasmeer by ilovegaymilfs November 22, 2022
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cacasmeer 

person 1: OMG what is that on the walls Vera?
Vera: Im sorry!! I used my cacasmeer on the walls. im sorry
Person 1: Oh its alright Vera! I kinda have a cacasmeer kink.
Vera: OMG actually??
Person 1: Yeah! I find it so attractive

Vera and Person 1: “aggressively makes out”
cacasmeer by anonymous November 22, 2022

cycsmdticiym 

cycsmdticiym is a abbreviation for “can you come suck my dick till I cum in your mouth”.
Why is it always “wyd” instead of cycsmdticiym

cycoasmduiciym 

can u come over and suck my dick until i cum in ur mouth
its always wyd never cycoasmduiciym :(
cycoasmduiciym by browhat? December 7, 2022

cycoasmduiciym 

Can-you-come-over-and-suck-my-dick-until-I-cum-in-your-mouth-
I just text this girl cycoasmduiciym and she said yes
cycoasmduiciym by Johnnyboy776913 November 22, 2022
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