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Cyberjank 

The REAL Vaporwave of Eastern bloc countries during 90's and 2000's.

Grey panel building suburbs soaked in tropical summer sun juxtaposed with graffiti, kebab shops, MMORPGs, CS 1.6 plugins, eurojank games, Unregistered HyperCam2, OUTRAGEOUS early Internet lingo, techno/trance/hardstyle/chiptune/nightcore/newgrounds, AMVs and heaps of nostalgia under the aforementioned manifested by youtube comments from all over Eastern Europe that go unnoticed just because nobody made a word for what they're trying to express.

Made through combining words "cyberpunk" and "eurojank".
Gary MCF's remix of "Project Well" by Beattraax blasting full-volume from a post-communist flat is the most cyberjank thing I can think of.
A group or function within the information technology department of a company who's purpose is to monitor, edit, or block undesired web sites and e-mail.
"Sorry dude, but I couldn't check out that link for the online porn site you sent me here at work. Our cybernazi blocked it".

"I don't know what you had to say in that last e-mail you sent, but it must have been pretty bad because all I received was a notification from our cybernazi's saying they blocked it"
Cybernazi by TexasStingray March 30, 2010

CyberLazu 

A submissive and breedable looking dog that mistakes bra sizes for temperatures and cars.
CyberLazu pulls no bitches.
CyberLazu by AkiKira January 24, 2022

cyberjacker 

ken's mom caught him diddling to internet porn, everyone knows he's a cyberjacker.
cyberjacker by stuart ivey February 26, 2008

cyberjail 

Is when people by law can not use a computer or go onto the internet for a certain period of time.
kevin mitnick was still serving time in cyberjail after being released from prison.
cyberjail by SSG Harding December 3, 2015

CyberJam 

A live concert simulcast over the Internet involving musicians in remote locations.
The Who, performed the first CyberJam.
CyberJam by kittyh July 31, 2008