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carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.
"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

Mary Carmichael 

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.
Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:
Mary Carmichael by Abloogough July 23, 2017
An amazing dark haired beauty, with a soft, sexy, sensual way about her. She is the sweetest girl but can be your worst nightmare if you hurt her loved ones. Usually doing her own thing not giving a crap about anyone else. It takes a lot for someone to catch her mind. Family is her number one priority right by her lover. Knows how to enter a room with elegance yet jaw dropping sense of beauty. She can be the most caring and nurturing girl when it comes to kids. On the outside she seems like she has everything planned out but in the inside she is scared as fuck always worrying about the littlest things. Very down to earth. Will make you feel like you are the only one in the world. Kid at heart.
Example: Woah look over there,Carmela is entering the room
Carmela by just say the truth April 11, 2013
The prettiest girl in the world. Carries all the stars in the universe in her eyes. You admire her. She makes your heart flutter and butterflies soar in your stomach. Clumsy and awkward but in a cute way. She makes you smile whenever you see her. Has an air of intimidation around her, but in reality is a soft person. Pinchable cheeks, and gives the best hugs, (whenever she does of course, hugs are rare.)
"You're so annoying!"
"I know". replied Carmela, with a slight giggle
Carmela by weekndjoys October 14, 2019
She's funny, nice, kind, sweet, and georgeous.She's that type of girl you always want to be around. She can always make you smile no matter if you're in a bad mood or just had a bad day. She's got the best personality ever and a great sense of humor. She has the most beautiful smile. It'll brighten up your day. She's one of those girls you cant seem to get out of your head. She's also the best you could ever ask for.
Wow. Carmen is the most beautiful and funny girl I've met!
Carmen by xFade3 April 22, 2014

Carmen King 

Carmen king is a YouTuber with 700k subs. She is literally the life of the party. She makes videos for the Sims 4, GTA 5, IMVU, Bitlife, Detroit Become Human, Until Dawn, and more. She is one of the best girl gamers. She is a queen. She has the best wigs and the best makeup. She also has a makeup chanel called Carmen's Cake. She is one of the funniest gamers ever. She is also a great singer.
Carmen King : "Hey thotties!"
Carmen King by CandySis3 January 15, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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