Cwoissant
Cwoissant by Mein Öberhruppenfuhrer February 14, 2019
Words you can keep
ur aunt a croissant
The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*
ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018
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i coulda dropped my croissant
a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’
i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017
croissant
croissant by saltytears November 24, 2020
Your aunt a croissant
The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
Your aunt a croissant by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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