Cutting Board

A girl with a flat ass and no tits

hey have you seen gina she's a literal Cutting Board

by thatonenigarboi November 17, 2018

cutting board

a girl with no tits

When she took off her wonderbra, I found out she was a cutting board!

by KJMania October 16, 2008

cutting board

an emo kids arm

have you seen billys arm its a cutting board

by oxidiz January 18, 2017

Philadelphia Cutting Board

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.

Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.

by Mebag October 10, 2016

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

by DJBitz October 18, 2010

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024

Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024