Cupé 

One of dem fancy cups dat you get to take home from da restaurants when you order from da kids menu.

-"Ayo bruh, I just stole my little cousins cupé."
-"Zayummm. Lemme get a sip."

Cupé by Yaybootaytay February 1, 2014

Cupe 

CUPE is a large union in Canada that represents civil servants. Civil servants by nature are lazy good for nothing bums that feel they are entitled to extremely generous salaries for doing incredibly simple work. People that get jobs at city hall or for any government are too lazy and incompetent to cut it in the private sector. They spend their paychecks foolishly on trips to resorts in Mexico, electronics and no doubt they kick back half a dozen Tim Horton's every day.

CUPE shows complete disregard for the victims of their strikes. In Toronto, they went on strike at York University forcing students to miss a semester of school without being refunded. The municipal workers in Toronto also went on strike in the summer of 2009 creating massive cess pools of trash in city parks. The issue the city workers fought over was to have 17 sick days per year and for those sick days to roll over to the next year if they did not use them. These people are fighting for a tool to cheat the system and receive extra long vacations. In Windsor, the municipal workers went on strike so their future employees would be guaranteed pensions at a time when the auto companies had to give up such benefits to save their companies. The communist civic workers pissed off the public by picketing the local hockey arena during Spitfire games, blocked traffic and city buses throughout town and bullied local businesses to try to stop them from cleaning out the garbage in their own establishments. These slime ball union members think their salary money grows on trees and that they somehow deserve all sorts of benefits for their poor work of bureaucratizing the world. They are the reason that 40 percent of your paycheck goes to the government. Next time you go to the ballot box, think about how inefficient these 9-5 coffee guzzling cockroaches are at using your money and vote for someone that will bring in private contractors who will do a better job for half the cost. Less government is the answer to fighting communism.

There is no doubt that the Canadian government is much too big and is full of good for noting CUPE types that suck out way more money than they deserve. Slashing these meaningless jobs would lower taxes and ease restrictions on private enterprise allowing business to flourish.

CUPE...

Communist
Union
Piss
Eaters

CUPE has proven that communism is alive and well in Canada.

The world would be a better place without these scumbags.

Cupe by communist-hater July 30, 2009

Cupe 3903 

A group of hippie socialists who want nothing but to fuck over the entire school system at YorkU.

Not that it matters, y'know, unless they get their 30% pay increase.

student: Fuck yea! There's gonna be a strike!
student 2: You know that it's gonna push our school into summer right?
student: ....fuck CUPE 3903. They're such fags.

Cupe 3903 by lindendragon March 22, 2009

cupe 3903 

Pretentious bastards who screw students out of their time and money buy kicking them out of school. They like to extort the not-for-profit york university for millions of dollars during times of economic crisis causing the whole system to shut down.

Father: "Son, how come you have to stay in school for an extra semester before graduating, causing you to miss out on half a years salary of your life?!?"

Son: "CUPE 3903 screwed me out of school so i couldnt take second semester because i had to work to pay tuition"

Father: "Those bastards"

cupe 3903 by ay-Enzo March 28, 2009

Cupe 3903 

A student union of promiscuous socialists who think they own and control York and women. Comprised predominantly of sexist powertripping manwhores, they coerce and manipulate female unionists into having secret 'relationships' and unprotetected sex with them perpetuating the increasing coincidences of the herpes virus. Everyone has pretty much slept with everyone else. Many of them are playing numerous women at the same time. They destroy their victims lives mentally and emotionally.

Women 1: Hey. Did you hear that Brad coerced and manipulated Jessica into having a secret relationship and sex with him by giving her drugs?

Women 2: No I didn't. When did this happen? Isn't that date rape?

Women 1: About a year ago. It is indeed date rape. He was seeing other women as well and having unprotected sex. He dumped poor Jessica into the trash when he had his fill. She is mentally and emotionally damaged now.

Women 2: wow. Poor thing. She never said anything about it. I hope she survives this. Brad is a fucking manwhore. Those socialist men think they can get away with anything. Talk about having a power trip and screwing over someone. Talk about his morals being different than his politics. Scum dogs cupe 3903 men are.

Cupe 3903 by cupevictims May 2, 2012

Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.

It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

Cupertino Alliance by Literally Big Chungus December 23, 2020

cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.

Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...

cupertino high school by Astroshark8000 December 11, 2018