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Cunty McFuckoff 

A fragile narcissist who tries to make everyone else as miserable as they are. They are also back stabbing pieces of shit that spend time trying to set others up to be in trouble but just make themselves look as stupid as they actually are and look.

Aka: Hope Donnely from Taylor Farms in Smyrna, TN.
Pers 1) Did you see the email that Cunty McFuckoff sent in attempt to make the other shift look bad?

Pers 2) Yeah, it really proved she is as stupid as she looks
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saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

Cunty McFuckface 

Name that replaces the birth name of "one of the lads" who has surpassed the normal boundaries of being a fuck face and no longer takes part in normal fuckery. He has become so much of an arrogant toss pot that his behaviour is now referred to as cunty and is renamed.
"What the fuck is Cunty McFuckface doing now?"
Cunty McFuckface by Big Stu May 16, 2016
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