McFuckface

1. A fuckface who works at McDonalds.

2. Any fuckface to whom one wants to talk down.

3. Phony last name used to replace someone's last name that begins with Mc-.

4. Jesus' dick, which feels better in the butt than in your mouth.

1. Guy: That McFuckface didn't give me any fries.

2. Guy: Excuse me, McFuckface, was I talking to you?

3. Guy 1: Hey, here comes Jim McFuckface!

Guy 2: Come on, man. His name's Jim McPeters.

4. Guy: I told you, put McFuckface in my ass! That's where it belongs!

Jesus: Fuck you! It's going in the mouth!

McFuckface by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 December 19, 2008

Words you can keep

mcfuckface

someone who is either a stupid fucker with a ugly face or just an asshole

my boss is a stupid mcfuckface

mcfuckface by cassieb October 25, 2007

Related Words

mcfuckface • Cunty McFuckface • Fucky McFuckface • Shitass mcfuckface • Toolbag McFuckface • mcfuckafied • McFuckFuck • Shitty McFuckfuck • muck face

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

Toolbag McFuckface by ivan009 November 27, 2009

Fucky McFuckface

Phrase with negative connotation used to describe a negative situation, person, or event. Derivative of the word Fuck. Its structure is similar to that of a Scottish surname, but its usage neither requires nor implies that the its intended subject need be a Scot.

"Did you hear what Bill O'Reilly said the other day?"
"I sure did! I fucking hate that Fucky McFuckface!"

Fucky McFuckface by KilleR R0b0T February 14, 2010

Cunty McFuckface

Name that replaces the birth name of "one of the lads" who has surpassed the normal boundaries of being a fuck face and no longer takes part in normal fuckery. He has become so much of an arrogant toss pot that his behaviour is now referred to as cunty and is renamed.

"What the fuck is Cunty McFuckface doing now?"

Cunty McFuckface by Big Stu May 16, 2016

Shitass mcfuckface

An offensive insult directed towards insulting their ass and face.

“Hey shitass mcfuckface! You ate my food !”

Shitass mcfuckface by TheCouncilofDev May 1, 2023

McFuckFuck

To have chicken nuggets in or around a dick or vignia.

Your a McFuckFuck

McFuckFuck by Mason Blackbird April 17, 2014

More from Urban Dictionary

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

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