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McFuckface

1. A fuckface who works at McDonalds.

2. Any fuckface to whom one wants to talk down.

3. Phony last name used to replace someone's last name that begins with Mc-.

4. Jesus' dick, which feels better in the butt than in your mouth.
1. Guy: That McFuckface didn't give me any fries.

2. Guy: Excuse me, McFuckface, was I talking to you?

3. Guy 1: Hey, here comes Jim McFuckface!

Guy 2: Come on, man. His name's Jim McPeters.

4. Guy: I told you, put McFuckface in my ass! That's where it belongs!

Jesus: Fuck you! It's going in the mouth!
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mcfuckface

someone who is either a stupid fucker with a ugly face or just an asshole
my boss is a stupid mcfuckface
mcfuckface by cassieb October 25, 2007

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.
I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.
Toolbag McFuckface by ivan009 November 27, 2009

Fucky McFuckface 

Phrase with negative connotation used to describe a negative situation, person, or event. Derivative of the word Fuck. Its structure is similar to that of a Scottish surname, but its usage neither requires nor implies that the its intended subject need be a Scot.
"Did you hear what Bill O'Reilly said the other day?"
"I sure did! I fucking hate that Fucky McFuckface!"
Fucky McFuckface by KilleR R0b0T February 14, 2010

Cunty McFuckface 

Name that replaces the birth name of "one of the lads" who has surpassed the normal boundaries of being a fuck face and no longer takes part in normal fuckery. He has become so much of an arrogant toss pot that his behaviour is now referred to as cunty and is renamed.
"What the fuck is Cunty McFuckface doing now?"
Cunty McFuckface by Big Stu May 16, 2016

Shitass mcfuckface

An offensive insult directed towards insulting their ass and face.
“Hey shitass mcfuckface! You ate my food !”

McFuckFuck 

To have chicken nuggets in or around a dick or vignia.
Your a McFuckFuck
McFuckFuck by Mason Blackbird April 17, 2014
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