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Conservaturd 

A public statement of conservative political thought laden with typical ignorance and vile.
That retarded cunt Ann Coulter laid a ginormous conservaturd on Fox last night, blaming yeast infections on income taxes.

Dude, did you read the Wall Street Journal's conservaturd in Friday's edition?
Conservaturd by Drofhcor August 6, 2011
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Conservaturd 

A Conservative person who tends to be an asshole and a hypocrite who is oblivious to reality
Donald Trump has been reveled to be the worst conservaturd in recent memory.
Conservaturd by Geek Hillbilly November 30, 2015

Conservaturd 

A neanderthal affiliated with heavily exaggerated views on American Conservative politics, often to the point of contradicting themselves.
"Dude... can you believe that asshole was preaching no firearm regulation and then praises Greg Gianforte for assaulting someone?"

"Yeah... just another conservaturd.
Conservaturd by ClayPeter June 4, 2018

Conservaturd 

Someone who subscribes to the vampirism of the youth by idolizing geriatric pedophiles.
Conservaturds don't know who Roy Cohn is 👀
Conservaturd by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026