Cunts Pajamas 

A play on the old phrase "cats pajamas" when someone thinks their the shit but their actually a huge cunt.

Susie actually believes those guys want to talk to her, what a Cunts Pajamas.

Cunts Pajamas by E.O.P August 26, 2009

cunt pajama 

A prophylactic device made from latex or similar material worn in the vagina and designed primarily to prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases; a female condom

I forgot my rubbers but it was all right; Sylvia's snatch was decked out in a cunt pajama.

cunt pajama by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

cunt pajama 

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.

That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.

cunt pajama by God December 7, 2004