Definitions by SGTCorbis

cuntpunch surprise 

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

cuntpunch surprise by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020

Fat Mallard 

A Giant Penis

That guy has a fat mallard

Fat Mallard by SGTCorbis September 10, 2016