CUNTONIAN

Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)

Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.

by Brett R. August 16, 2006

Cuntonian

A cuntonian is a really bitter evertonian who has liverpool football club living rent free in their tiny brains. They live life from day to day wishing horrible thoughts about the red shite. Sadist cunt and evertonian combined to make cuntonian

A really bitter Everton fan, want a Cuntonian

by Sheepwelshbumbag May 13, 2019

Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

by jrky February 10, 2009

custodian

The only reason establishments are able to properly function. The only reason the Breakfast Club is what it is. The only reason our world is a some-what sanitary place. My strange affection for custodians cannot be placed into words, as they are too SKILLED for human comprehension.

It was no coincidence that my best friend's and my lockers were smack dab between the custodians' lair...

by mags&jules October 22, 2006

Clintonian

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.

The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.

by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017

Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

Clintonian

1. Of or relating to the Clintonian philosophy.
2. A condition affecting statements. A Clintonian Statement typically skirts the issue or spins words.

1. That new book by Bill Clinton is very Clintonian indeed.
2. (A Clintonian Statement) "It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is." -Bill Clinton.

by Tom Warwick October 25, 2007