Cuntolic

A crustian of catholic faith, especially of European descent. Most European crustians follow the so called roman or latin (cuntolic church). This is a mix of the Semitic idea of god submerged in roman paganism. One of the rules of the cuntolic chuch is that their priests are not permitted to marry after ordination, so what they do is they (mostly Europeans) sexually abuse little boys instead.

Person 1: Do you know who George Pell is?
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.

by Trumpanzee June 20, 2025

Cuntflict

Any heated serious disagreement between two females, often in a work setting.

So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.

by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox

I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated

by andy mae January 16, 2004

cuntalickus

Cunnilingus. Based on folk etymology thereof.

I gave her cuntalickus and boy was she happy! Just be careful to not give your girl cuntalickus during her period.

by Thomas J. Webb June 12, 2007

cuntlicking bitchfuck

someone who thinks shes better than everyone else and punches her only friend in the face and thinks shes the shit and sticks her boobs out and acts all like a slutfuck and rapes everyone and is always moaning.

oh my god did you see olivia today!?
yes! she is such a cuntlicking bitchfuck.
totally.

by predictable bitch April 19, 2014

cuntlicious

an amazing vagina that tastes wonderful and one loves to lick

I bet the stewardess is cuntlicious.

by muffdiverking April 13, 2014

cuntilicious

Contrary to popular opinion, this delightful term is used to describe food and/or drink items that are so good they remind you of sex.

"This spaghetti is cuntilicious."

by Blaq October 10, 2003