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Cuntolic 

A crustian of catholic faith, especially of European descent. Most European crustians follow the so called roman or latin (cuntolic church). This is a mix of the Semitic idea of god submerged in roman paganism. One of the rules of the cuntolic chuch is that their priests are not permitted to marry after ordination, so what they do is they (mostly Europeans) sexually abuse little boys instead.
Person 1: Do you know who George Pell is?
Person 2: I have no clue.
Person 1: George Pell is a cuntolic cardinal and an advisor of Pope Francis. He is also a child rapist.
Person 2: Hope they hang him in public!
Person 1: He was let go after only one year in prison.
Cuntolic by Trumpanzee June 20, 2025

Cuntflict 

Any heated serious disagreement between two females, often in a work setting.
So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.
Cuntflict by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox
I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated
cuntoxicated by andy mae January 16, 2004

cuntalickus 

Cunnilingus. Based on folk etymology thereof.
I gave her cuntalickus and boy was she happy! Just be careful to not give your girl cuntalickus during her period.
cuntalickus by Thomas J. Webb June 12, 2007

cuntlicking bitchfuck 

someone who thinks shes better than everyone else and punches her only friend in the face and thinks shes the shit and sticks her boobs out and acts all like a slutfuck and rapes everyone and is always moaning.
oh my god did you see olivia today!?
yes! she is such a cuntlicking bitchfuck.
totally.

cuntlicious 

an amazing vagina that tastes wonderful and one loves to lick
I bet the stewardess is cuntlicious.
cuntlicious by muffdiverking April 13, 2014

cuntilicious 

Contrary to popular opinion, this delightful term is used to describe food and/or drink items that are so good they remind you of sex.
"This spaghetti is cuntilicious."
cuntilicious by Blaq October 10, 2003
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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