Cuntemploke

(cunt - em - plowke)
When you joke about something that you know is not a joke or funny but it is like a coping mechanism for something you have already coped for but it is also like a trigger event even though whatever it is doesn't even bother you or you know nothing is going to happen but you somehow still overthink for no reason and trip and flip out on your boyfriend lol.

"I cuntemploke all the time while accusing my boyfriend of cheating when he isnt and he would never."
"Girlllll get the heck over yourself and grow up."

by Sophie/Saida January 30, 2024

Cuntemplate

The act of sitting on a thought over what someone has done that makes you angry without saying anything. And then exploding out in one orgasmic reaction releasing all the anger that has built up towards said person.

I didn't see it coming. All she did was cuntemplate for hours and then went to stay with her mother.

by DTrumpJr April 18, 2022

Cuntemplate

Contemplation in a cunty way (gay version of normal Contemplation)

I'm currently trying to cuntemplate how to fuck those demon twinks up in the worst possible way.

by Zozoz bizarre adventurez February 25, 2025