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Cuntemploke 

(cunt - em - plowke)
When you joke about something that you know is not a joke or funny but it is like a coping mechanism for something you have already coped for but it is also like a trigger event even though whatever it is doesn't even bother you or you know nothing is going to happen but you somehow still overthink for no reason and trip and flip out on your boyfriend lol.
"I cuntemploke all the time while accusing my boyfriend of cheating when he isnt and he would never."
"Girlllll get the heck over yourself and grow up."
Cuntemploke by Sophie/Saida January 30, 2024
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Cuntemplate

The act of sitting on a thought over what someone has done that makes you angry without saying anything. And then exploding out in one orgasmic reaction releasing all the anger that has built up towards said person.
I didn't see it coming. All she did was cuntemplate for hours and then went to stay with her mother.
Cuntemplate by DTrumpJr April 18, 2022
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Cuntemplate

Contemplation in a cunty way (gay version of normal Contemplation)
I'm currently trying to cuntemplate how to fuck those demon twinks up in the worst possible way.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008