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Cuntemploke 

(cunt - em - plowke)
When you joke about something that you know is not a joke or funny but it is like a coping mechanism for something you have already coped for but it is also like a trigger event even though whatever it is doesn't even bother you or you know nothing is going to happen but you somehow still overthink for no reason and trip and flip out on your boyfriend lol.
"I cuntemploke all the time while accusing my boyfriend of cheating when he isnt and he would never."
"Girlllll get the heck over yourself and grow up."
Cuntemploke by Sophie/Saida January 30, 2024
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Cuntemplate

The act of sitting on a thought over what someone has done that makes you angry without saying anything. And then exploding out in one orgasmic reaction releasing all the anger that has built up towards said person.
I didn't see it coming. All she did was cuntemplate for hours and then went to stay with her mother.
Cuntemplate by DTrumpJr April 18, 2022
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Cuntemplate

Contemplation in a cunty way (gay version of normal Contemplation)
I'm currently trying to cuntemplate how to fuck those demon twinks up in the worst possible way.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026