cunt-fu 

Noun: A behavioral, defensive martial art. The ability of a man to resist being manipulated by the batted eyelashes, pouting lips, whines and cutesy baby talk often used by women in order to get their way.

Warning: Successful use of cunt-fu may result in result in tantrum throwing and physical violence by the refused female. Actual paired knowledge of Kung-Fu may be advisable.
Can be referred to as Cute-Fu in more polite circles.

She's pissed because he wouldn't buy her a drink. She did the whole pout and whine thing, but he knows cunt-fu.

cunt-fu by M.Blur January 5, 2011

Cunt-fu 

The art of being the Bruce Lee of pussy pounding.

Guy1: "Hey man, you better make sure you unload that gun before fucking that ho. She's a sex MACHINE!"

Guy2: "No fucking way dude. I know cunt-fu!"

Cunt-fu by Bobby "The German" September 29, 2007

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Turbo mega cunt fucked by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Cunt Fucking Awesome 

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER 

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.

YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face 

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011

cunt fuckery 

when the term 'douche baggery' just doesn't cover the stupidity of any given situation

that ass jack left the cart rolling around the parking lot and it hit my car. what kind of cunt fuckery is this??

cunt fuckery by PaganKelly March 18, 2009