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The term used to express one's stupidity. Someone so stupid they wouldn't know how to fuck a cunt if it was in front of them.
Damn Jose you are such a cunt fuck!
cunt fuck by Ramon Ray January 2, 2008
Can be used to offend people with

Also describes the act of Cunt Fucking or fucking ones cunt or that you are currently in the process of fucking you some good cunt.
...ex: why dont you just piss off you cunt fuck!
ex: i had an awesome cunt fuck last night Erol!
Cunt Fuck by mattw91 May 16, 2011
The name given to an Aaron. Usualy dark complection and wears glasses. Often found the suburbs of the south east but can be found in and around melbourne aswell.
Damn. I dont wanna hang out with someone with cuntfuck (Aaron) anymore. He has aids..

Damn was that cunt fuck (Aaron)? Nah i dont think so... hes not being a shit cunt..
Cunt Fuck by Not your mate bro February 19, 2018
A tall asshole usually named Daniel that plays baseball and has absolutely no personality
Daniel called me a mistake and a half. Whatta cunt fuck!!
Cunt fuck by Fuckmyass4321 October 22, 2017

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER 

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.
YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

cunt-fuck-u-lations 

some guy: you are funny! I bow before you.

kat-in-the-box: WELL CUNT-FUCK-U-LATIONS!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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