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cunt salad sandwich 

A ridiculous insult that equates the person to a slut's fucked-out vagina with flabby, used-up meat curtains and mayonnaise-looking discharge. She's so torn up her whole pussy looks like chopped up meat salad.
Fuck off, you cunt salad sandwich! I'll beat your ass so hard that picking yourself off the ground will be like trying to jerk off a jellyfish!
cunt salad sandwich by assymouth February 28, 2020

Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts
Salad cunt by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017

cuntsalad 

a collection of cunts, whores, or skrinaks in a small confned area.
i would not fuck one girl in that cunt salad. that party last night was one big cuntsalad.
cuntsalad by john verwey November 26, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026