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Cunt Switch 

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The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.
Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"
Cunt Switch by The Lucas J March 25, 2010
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compulsive lying snitch cunt 

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A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt
Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!

CuntWitch 

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Coined by Matthew Lynch on Wednesday 20th July, it's a witchy looking person who's also a cunt or visa versa.
Kate is a CuntWitch
CuntWitch by Matthew Lynch July 22, 2012

cuntswitch 

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The thing you can say, unique to each, that turns your lady or man into a Cunt.
I hit her Cuntswitch when I brought up the fact that she could not multitask.
cuntswitch by That’s Right. October 31, 2020

cuntwitch 

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when you stack three cunts on each other and make them do a hardcore ogreberry and make the people in the background jerk off hardcore
there was a hardcore cuntwitch last night at the party while people in the background jerked off hardcore
cuntwitch by busting a nut November 17, 2017
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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