Cunt Switch 

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

Cunt Switch by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

compulsive lying snitch cunt 

A person who lies for a living, everything they do, say or think is a filthy fucking lie! They are also very quick to stab you in the back and then feed you more bullshit to get out of it.. All in all a complete cunt, see also Top Cunt

Graeme: I fucked all the fit girls in the office, I have a son in hospital and I'm half Jamaican...
Danny: you compulsive lying snitch cunt!

compulsive lying snitch cunt by DJ Smokey January 30, 2014

CuntWitch 

Coined by Matthew Lynch on Wednesday 20th July, it's a witchy looking person who's also a cunt or visa versa.

Kate is a CuntWitch

CuntWitch by Matthew Lynch July 22, 2012

cuntswitch 

The thing you can say, unique to each, that turns your lady or man into a Cunt.

I hit her Cuntswitch when I brought up the fact that she could not multitask.

cuntswitch by That’s Right. October 31, 2020

cuntwitch 

when you stack three cunts on each other and make them do a hardcore ogreberry and make the people in the background jerk off hardcore

there was a hardcore cuntwitch last night at the party while people in the background jerked off hardcore

cuntwitch by busting a nut November 17, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019