Customer + Cunt = Cuntstomer. Describes retail customers who think you should wait on them hand and foot. Especially try to act like they know more than you when they ask you a question.

I told the cuntstomer we don't return Betamax players, especially ones without reciepts.

Circuit City has a lot of cuntstomers.

cuntstomer by mistahtom November 29, 2005

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cuntstomer

A customer so vile and unpleasant that every attempt to help them with their particular problem only results in frustration and anger. At times it feels as though one is talking with a solid wall of stupid while attempting to help this type of person.

That cuntstomer didn't understand that without a receipt there was very little we could do for them.

cuntstomer by JJJHSwalker October 24, 2010

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a customer who is an absolue c*nt, who is obnoxious for no good reason...giving meaning to the anti term the customer is never right.

gees guys I can you help me out? that cuntstomer has ruined my day.

cuntstomer by v_isa January 18, 2010

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abusive, unreasonable customer who is acting like a cunt.

I have to go and serve those fucking cuntstomers today!

cuntstomer by cuntstomer service June 13, 2012

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A customer that is a cunt.

"Sorry, I had to serve a cuntstomer."

cuntstomer by epinema February 27, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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