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Cunt Sponge 

An insult.

Defined, it's a sponge used to soak up cunt juices - mainly the cunts own 'lubrication'.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the sponge.
Cunt Sponge by Maryy December 27, 2007

Sponge cunt 

A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.
Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.

Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.
Sponge cunt by Joltzi December 20, 2010

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'
Cunt splonge by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

cuntsponge 

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin
The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.
cuntsponge by Jess November 30, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026